That tattoo, alone, caused the death of 1,000,000 Bothans.

Yeah, I don’t like for people to ask me what I’m laughing about after reading “puckered anus smirk”. :D

That’s good. That’s really good shit right there.

Oh, good lord... *slow clap for your troubles*

We have a case of “unclear circumstances” coming down the pike!

I would be afraid of errant foul balls.

Glad I didn’t eat it to begin with.

Actually, yeah I do. When I have evolved enough to see people beyond their physical difference, I am *definitely* superior to them, and I’m not afraid to sound cocky about it. That’s something people should be cocky about.

It should read “Assholes React to Old Navy featuring Happily-Married Couple”.

To your little snippet about the term “cyberbullying”, I see this weird “digitalization” of humanity taking place. Where things that happen on the virtual plain have very real, human effects. If you need me to elaborate, I can try. It’s hard to explain.

Wow, an asshole AND condescending? Such a virtuous platform to aspire to.

Because he’s an alpha male jackoff, that’s why.

Because she is the most closely-aligned with Bernie.

Get this: I bet there’s 12 women completely and utterly qualified to serve in the cabinet. But for *each one of those positions*, there just might be a man that is better qualified. Or not.

Barbara, to George, after meeting James Earl Jones: “There goes one of the “good ones”, George.”

VP is a powerless position? Let’s get Cheney on the phone and tell him that.

Eh, no, pretty sure I’m (sarcastically) right here...

She also said she wants it 50% women, which might not be possible, JUST AS 50% men might not be, either. It could be that 100% of the positions are filled with women, which would be great. Also, I don’t give a flying fuck who fills the positions. I just want *people* who know what they’re doing.

Cory Booker is great. Great dude. But I’d rather Liz Warren go first.

WE AGREE WITH YOU!! THERE ARE PLENTY OF UNDERQUALIFIED MEN!! Good god...we agree on that. But that is not the rule, it’s the exception, and it sucks. Guess what? Want a really hot take? There are a lot of underqualified women too! :D