@BigHarv: A memory, and an accident report on his carfax. I would have FLIPPED OUT, in capital letters, on that dumb old bag

@twinturbo2: 1995 called, they want their cliche back.

@jbh11126: Nice.

@Straight6er: Fully.

@The Slurpee Man: +1

@Rupunzell: Cry about it.

@maximum_sarge:

@Novaload: *clap clap clap*

@area_educator's Saturn SC2 needs a Northstar V8 more than it needs a back seat: That Lotus is sex

@iancoleTX: As in "Please do precisely that, post haste."

@snapoversteer's walking around eating his Triscuits: Please.

@Alf, in pog form: Not bad.

@Vintage Racer -ready to go racing...:

A Harley with straight pipes. Man, I hate those guys.

@Bubs: +1

@zeeboid: English class.

"Porches"? Seriously?

@chathamh: +1, fully

@Pessimippopotamus: Is that a "quit with the marketing language" shut-up, or a "stop making products" shut-up?

@maximum_sarge: Wow. Very well said.