On another note, I had never seen Gal Gadot in anything, and I left that movie completely smitten with her.

OMG I was JUST explaining to Mr. Queef why Chris Pine is the best generic Hollywood whiteboy named Chris. My top reasons:

As I posted in Barf Bag, Wray and Christie are the WORST Chrises!

also Ava DuVernay:

Isn’t this old already?

I adore Chris Hemsworth, but I just don’t find him that attractive with the scruff and long hair. However, shorter hair with scruff? (as seen in the Thor: Ragnarok trailer) Damn son.

I’m very sad I missed this conversation, but grateful for the outcome.

Chris Evans agrees.

Sorry, he’s not a Chris, since he’s clearly Steve Rogers.

Much like Comey I have the receipts: http://collider.com/chris-evans-captain-america-gifted-interview/

This is fake news. Chris Evans is the only Chris that matters. Fight me.

Also, in the photo above with Michelle Obama, Karl Urban, who may very well be Sexier Than Any of the Chrises, looks like he is sitting in the catbird seat!

Yeah, no. Evans is by far the superior Chris. I’m just going to leave this here.

I disagree.

Chris Evans made me cry in Gifted and he saved cats so I will love him forever.

Can I have Pine, Hemsworth, and Evans in a triple decker Chris-wich?

“We are probably going to die. This is a terrible idea!”

“Most importantly though: Chris Pine.”

this may be the most important piece this web sight has ever done

But... Chris Evans may actually be a real life Captain America (the good kind, not the current, evil version).