That’s why you go to specialized schools where you do get to learn how to shoot from a moving vehicle while pursuing/evading bad guys. Nothing more fun than a 12 gauge at 75 mph.

I’ve taught this training, and it’s very fun.

Yes. I’d love to have a full and accurate Legend of Zelda world in Minecraft. Then mod it with the real monsters.

How do you say “bubble” in Chinese?

Describing Ed Begley Jr. as a niche market is rather optimistic.

Well, the current competition seems to be between the state that offers the most overpriced real estate and the one that has the highest per-capita concentration of smug, with neither clearly defining why a company should invest there. What harm does offering an offset of tax liability for the risk of success do to…

I just stole a Blockbuster VHS case and made sure we came in with it so my parents saw it, then put on whatever we had recorded from HBO. It worked.

So much privilege showing here. Don’t know where to start.

1973 here.

Shitbox. Plenty of room with the seat folded down. Until I put the booming system in it, of course.

That Summer, by Garth Brooks, is about a sexual predator statutory raping an innocent teen and the clear PTSD he faced for the rest of his life as a result. Can’t even pass a wheat field without a flashback.

My generation was “Hey, let’s get some random guy to buy us a bottle of Peach Schnapps, drive the 1986 Blazer off into the woods, drink it, then have incredible sex of the kind that we will never experience again in our lifetimes but we don’t realize it right now because we think it will always be like this.”

What in the actual fuck does this even mean? I’m sorry for being an old, but has “chill” been converted to “fuck” without proper notification? Has any paperwork been filed on this? Without formal notification, “chill” still means to sit on ones ass with no sense of urgency to accomplish a particular goal. Good…

Ultra liberal sharing economy business concept depends on right wing deregulation to succeed! More at 11!

Exactly. I’ll promise any company that wants to build in my state a 10% tax cut for 10 years if they create 10,000 jobs and produce $100,000,000 in taxable revenue within 5 years. What do I have to lose by doing that? If they succeed, I’m getting 90% of the taxes they would have paid in that time, and if they fail,…

It’s hard to decipher what the taxpayers in Nevada have actually paid out of pocket for this based on the reporting I’ve seen. How much of the $335 Million number is actually cash put in the hands of this company and how much is potential tax offsets assuming they succeed? There’s a huge difference between writing a…

Niantic shit on our head and declared it a hat.

Very Texas looking.

I have my own technique, and I’m sticking with it. Hasn’t let me down yet.