No, is best Kinja.

+9 pokeballs and berries

I know that feel, bro.

That sounds like a problem...

Glad to see this one up so fast! Hopefully my email to tips@jalopnik was the first of one and I can bask in the meaningless glory of whatever the hell that accomplishment represents.

Aren’t those the wheels from the A-Team van? Maybe he's just out there surviving as a soldier of fortune, waiting for someone with a problem that no one else can help?

All of the Corvettes love the trees.

ibid, your honor.

They just fixed it! Are you not entertained!

Oh thank god, they fixed all of the other problems by making it so you can’t track Pokemon, nor catch them because they’re now standing 1000 feet away, stronger than the hulk, and mad as hell. I can’t tell you how many times I wished I would have to throw 9 pokeballs to catch a Pidgey. Thank you, Niantic! You’re going…

But the headline clearly says he asked Nick to transfer, and I'd imagine he doesn't really want to go somewhere else because a college kid asked him to do so. Completely unrealistic. Had he asked Nick for a transfer...

Looking at my student loan payment, I think I would have rather played a game and experienced life as a football player 20 years ago instead of this shit.

Asking Nick Saban to transfer to another school for no reason is such an entitled move. Why should Saban go anywhere?

Well fuck, if I asked my boss to transfer, he’d probably kick my ass out as well. He seems pretty happy where he is, so why should I be able to tell him to leave?

It's Philadelphia, he's lucky the fan didn't get charged up and go for battery.

I had to be pried away from my bottle of 3M pink stuff to try Meguiars compounds, and my DA only came about after my no-name rotary buffer finally shit the bed. I know the feeling. I “apprenticed” under a guy that detailed for Ferrari of Atlanta back when they were a little outfit hidden behind a cement plant in…

Niantic would just blame this on Team Rocket and call it a feature.

The O-Line is a mess,

Awesome! Hopefully I've added another convert to the Sprayway cult! If you can manage to find this thread after you get it, let me know how it works for you. My personal experience is that I use too much of it because it works on everything.

At least his Camaro doesn't have the cow-pie third brake light.