The fact that a basic driveshaft safety loop isn’t in the rules here is a very telling issue.

That’s some good UI there. What does that say under the exit icon?Who knows!?

Nope. They’re in their own special snowflake bubble. You, the customer, are wrong.

No, this is business as usual. The criminal justice system for robbers in Brazil is pretty much nonexistent. They rob with impunity until they eventually do it to or in front of a plainclothes police officer, who then shoots them in the face.

If Costas is involved, that means they'll be turning a blind eye to whatever is going down.

The Austrailians and Chinese are off to an early lead in Brazil, but it’s a long event and nothing has been decided yet. Stay tuned for our continuing coverage of the greatest spectacle in criminal history!

Fuck Niantic. These clowns appear to be the least qualified bunch of hacks to be given this opportunity, and seem to want to fail with every decision they have made since release. Let a group of professionals take it from here.

So you're expecting things to improve?

The devs were very good at catching GPS spoofing in Ingress. They’d let it go on for months without saying a word, then ban 100,000 people all at once. I would suggest not GPS spoofing in this game.

That explains why this gym has had this guy sitting on top of it for the past 48 hours. The low guy is a 10cp pidgey.

“My best gaming experiences have been when I’ve received games before street date, knowing I was truly on my own in the universe of that game, and no matter how tempted I might be to ask a friend for help or check a website for a tip or cheat, I CAN’T because it doesn’t exist.”

He added that “when somebody spreads information and thousands of people gather in one place and try to divide one Pokémon between a thousand people it can also lead to a problem.”

That car is pretty fucking clean. Much cleaner than my neighbors 1982 LeCar that sat abandoned in their driveway from 1984 until they had it towed away for scrap in 1987.

I was hoping for a more Bob Ross themed photo. Wait, nevermind.

Great, now who's going to tell Brazil about all of that free government money they could be getting?

It did go away pretty quickly...

Yeah, ummmmm, Utah.