Still hate it. Do not care about performance or anything. It is stupid and senseless. 

I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!!!!!

The HR-V is a lifted Fit with all the emotion removed. 

Why is AWD required?

The whole existence of the class is appalling to be honest. A performance wagon with awd is relatively more reasonable than a lifted lifeless sedan

Came here just to hate it. FWD, Ugly, Too automated for me. A fully loaded Golf, Mazda 3 or a (Also ugly) Civic are better alternatives to what the germans luxury automakers offer

You Lost me at X-Something. Also most actual bimmers are basically self driving rockets without a soul with the exception of the M2 

The 5 door version is a status symbol, favorite for douchebags and polititians (Also douchebags)in the 3rd world.

Besides the out of this world exhaust and  the inmaculate interior, I love the fact that it has cloth seats in typical Japanese fashion. 

Brexit the shit out of the powertrain, install something reliable from the US or Japan with a compatible stick shift and go for it. 

Here is a quick fix. An aftermarket bumper with a more subtle grille kit will be a very appealing idea

Will it be available with a stick?

Here is a proposal for Porsche: Kill the Turbo nameplate all along. Replace it with something simple, timeless and also universal: Super. It can easily be applied to any powertrain without confusions. 

Maybe a manual transmission conversion? There is something unique with torquey engines - Mostly diesels in my personal experience - that goes along amazingly with a proper manual with a clutch. 

Pura vida! Saludos desde Panama!

En este contexto el uso esta bien fuckup, berracos/chingones los manes que surfearon el bote en medio de altamar.

The guy driving the boat probably was like “Que va a ser alto este barco parcero, si estamos casito al nivel del agua” (Assuming the guy was colombian this is spanish for “How this boat is going to be tall, if we are almost as sea level dude”)

As a native spanish speaker, hearing “Alto tu barco” is funny as fuck. 

Fuck yeah diablos rojos. While visually appealing, those fuckers are being phased out with some rogue units wandering around the city and still alive in the outskirts. In 2012 the city replaced them with the MetroBus, that while boring to look at, is a more dignified public transportation. In any case check the TST…

The outlandish, douchey approach killed Hummer, an utilitarian H3 with a Diesel for overseas would have sold like hotcakes as does the actual overseas Trailblazer.