Now it would be a good concept with the shittiest possible execution ever made. 

The answer is simple: Honda Fit or Civic Hatchback.

Yeah something like that!

In these times it being an electric sportscar does not amaze me. Why not something using a VAG V8 with a traditional manual or an optional DSG? It would even complement the actual VAG catalog. 

A manual hypotethical Hybrid Hatch would be amazing ( Yeah, i know how integrated is the CVT with the HSD, let me dream)

From now on this gen of 7 series must be called Schweinsnase (Pig Nose in German) or, for english speaking countries CokeNose

Exactly this. Also the Electric Morgan has a MT coupled to its powertrain

Multiple gears would be better. 

I don´t care if it make it more complex, but a manual transmission. 

Bro I see your name and remember the Hombres G song and want to finish it with “Devuelveme a mi chica!”

Can´t doit, sadly. The only fucking dealer in my country only bring slushboxes and the Miata is injustifiably priced at 44k. 30K for a Miata would be a more realistic price considering local taxes and tariffs. 

and with a stick of course. That is why I hate the Subaru dealer in my country as it offers no stick in the SUVs

I realized that my ideal car is an XV with more power. At least 200HP is good for me. 

Last gen Mitsu L200 looked great

As an owner of one Fit is the answer. 

Instead of a V8, the diesel used in the F150 would be a great alternative for the rest of the world. 

Would a manual make it better? A true Jalop dream?

This is a BMW with the M meaning “Meh”

The SARBs are an amazing value. It is too sad that they were discontinued. Here is my SARB035 with the DW-5600E used as an outdoors beater

Oh Yeah Cocktail Time FTW!!!! This is already a classic as Seiko downgraded its succesors with hollow links and the 4R movements