Well, that was an instant involuntary Corolla

I deeply need a Fit Si in my future. Probably it wont exist as there is not much space under the hood to fit a turbo, an intercooler and all the required piping

2015 Fit owner here. It can fit 4 in comfort and 5 in a pinch. No Lexus LS but quite comfortable regarding noise. Can take all the luggage you want without issue. Quite peppy even with 4 people and the trunk full of luggage in hilly, curvy roads. A bliss to drive in curvy, hilly roads.

Fuck TI’s I passed through engineering with a non graphic-ing Casio with defined integration and that was all.

What a religious guy says when he rides in a Lada:

that would mean that any 996 with the IMS issue would be a Voltorb?

Ese gringo maricon se puede ir a la chucha de su madre por hijueputa y racista.

Si, ESTO ES JALOPNIK, NO ES UN SITIO PARA LLORONES Well, the MAGA suffix tells me a lot about the guy

Actually the name is kinda weird because “Pingo” is a spanish slang word for male genitalia. I´m amazed that this car came from Uruguay with that name. Maybe “Porongo” was too much 

Dude, the guy is from Vietnamese origins.

Freddy that is not an Alfasud, it is a 2000 GTV (Serie 105)

A los rednecks de mierda les saldra la bruja al saber que la naranja molesta en forma humana los agarro de pendejos,

It would be a Toyota Highlander. It is possibly the most un-Cars-and-Coffee in the history

The Fit with a stick is a practical and fun commuter indeed

That does not happen to the Toyota Hilux

It was a little weird because after the 2 snoozemobiles it showed the car I own

By Jalop Decret there should be always a Tyler in the staff. Nice article!

As the owner of a Fit, I disagree with you. The Fit is a peppy drive. After driving a painfully slow E90 316i with a slushbox, I never felt so happy to hit the road in the little blue.

Expats are inmigrants from 1st World countries that won’t identify themselves as inmigrants because all the negative connotations the word carries

It would be the Nissan Foria. A hommage to the original CSP311 Silvia. Think of it as the iDx stylish suave predecessor