So now you, too, can play Hollywood Squares at home.

@vinod1978: That would make it a horizontal move. Theoretically, it makes sense if there's some complimentarily between the products. Or, if when your products are slower in demand the other company's products are still in demand (or increase in demand). Either of those situations can make a buying a non-related…

@metsarethe...: seems doubtful until we know more about the graviton.

@iScuba: The laws of physics, at this point, outlaw light sabers.

With all the kissy-kissy going on in this show lately I've stopped watching it and started calling it "Whorehouse 13".

@Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo: Jesus Bullet says pew pew!

@Samurai I-am-awry: Maybe the water was dyed red. The water below looks slightly shaded. The refraction caused by 'cutting' the top of the droplet off might cause more light to push through the dye than in the water below.

@WhiskeyTab: I don't hate it. I just see where they could think differently and get a better product.

@Stupiderthanthou: I agree. They need to break it up into its components.

@Nitesh Singh: Now with more bloat and (all new!) gloat!

@rock99rock: What? I'm not saying the system's perfect. But most of the time it keeps serious trolls at bay.

I like this as a form of "interview with the author." Very modern and effective. Just set them up with a star account and have them ignore any unpromoted comments to avoid the internet 'weirdities'.

@Calrekabooki: Yep. It'll come bundled with an iPod dock so that you can kill zombies while listening to Rob Zombie.

Very nice article, I'll have to pick it up!

A viable gun alternative, like a ray gun.

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: I've got one that says "notation abuser"

"She wore a pi necklace"? (ZZ Top reference.)

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: As a mathematician, I never bothered memorizing many digits of pi. It's best just to symbolize it by the greek symbol.

@Bryan Hoefer: So what you're saying is, reports of the demise of the US economy are largely over stated? I've actually got numbers to support that...

@GizmoTron9000: Yep! Feel free to add on your own personal list of things you don't like about smartphones.