Tim Burke was not immediately available to edit the clip to the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song, or that LeBroooon Jaaaaames Vine kid, or whatever he normally does.

He’s not butt anymore. He’s good now.

Ahem...

“Look at the almost look of shock in the eyes of Flacco.”

So, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga is looking a little less, uh, in shape than I remembered. 

But without that rule, doesn’t Culberson just plow into Contreras? I get that this is the MLB equivalent of the “What’s a catch?” but I think that play is dramatically different if the rule doesn’t exist. Maddon wants it repealed, but then we go back to arguably the most dangerous hits in US sports. I think Maddon has…

Xtacular shot from that frisky dingo.

Being treated like a bad guy for expressing displeasure in reaction to some really shitty conduct by others is totally unheard of among NFL players.

I mean...kinda.

Duh, it’s Europe. It’s probably a METRIC under 23 match.

Unlike those strong players in the NBA who never flop or fall down or fake injuries.... At least these guys play a sport that requires extended periods of running and jumping with limited to no stopages.

I didn’t send this in in time, but this is my Vikings Fan story that encapsulated their previous season in a nutshell:

Guy gets hired at desk across from me, named Todd. Huge Vikings fan. I’m a Cheesehead, so I figure we’ll be friendly rivals. Wrong. By Week 3 I was getting guff from him daily regarding how the Vikings…

That is, uh, not how websites make money

the ultimate log off

[reads headline]

Feast Mode.

Yes it is. These people died because Aaron Ramsey scored for Arsenal.

I made a Roethlisberger rape joke about Roethlisberger raping someone because Roethlisberger rapes people.

Here is Vontaze Burfict intentionally trying to break/injure Cam Newton’s ankle, after the whistle while on the ground. This guy deserves none of your explanations: