Extraordinary Kinja.

Dana White can go shove his turdsport up his Trump-fucking ass.

Look at the good he did for The Game Of Basketball. Before Kobe, Basketball was boring and useless. I remember watching games as a kid and crying from boredom. The players would just walk on the court and shake hands for 48 minutes while the coaches deflated as many basketballs as they could with crude knives. Unreal.…

Might as well go out as he came in.

Or heckling a professional athlete.

A dumber first name?

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

I’m a Packers fan and I can’t believe these fuck-wits are claiming this interaction with Cam Newton ruined their day.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

So he’s saying he has some respect for terrorists.

At least now when I yell out “Kobe!” when shooting anything into a garbage can it will be realistic.

“I sure will miss seeing my dad on the sidelines, but on the bright side, it’s nice to see someone else in the family being the downer for a change.” - Jerry’s son, Buzz.

This wasn’t even the most political moment of the night. Pagano had his entire punting unit act out the chaos of the Speakership race.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

House GOP: [elects Matt Williams Speaker]

“You’re not ‘old’ enough to get that call Cam. I’d give that call to an ‘old’ quarterback like Peyton Manning or Tom Brady or Andrew Luck or Ryan Tannehill or Nick Foles or Johnny Manziel, or Flacco, or Julian Edelman if they call his number for a passing play, but never to a ‘young’ guy like you or Michael Vick or…

Wait until your team dominates a league so thoroughly that when a smaller team deigns to refuse your offer, you simply wait out their star player’s contract?

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