Perhaps you’ll forgive me for being ungrateful when that 4am trip takes twice as long as it would at 8am, and 5 times as long as a cab ride. Heck, the system often starts actively sucking after 9 or 10pm.

“There are two ways to look at the Tampa Bay Lightning’s game and series-winning goal deep into the third period.”

Ah, the joys of living nowhere near a city. Everyone drives their cars & trucks everywhere because everything is too spread out to walk, bike, or take public transportation...and we don’t mind. Despite the fact that everyone drives, our air is still nice & clean (well, except for maybe when the wind blows just right…

too many feelings? “it’s real to me, dammit!”

Wait, you STILL think the new slide rule is the reason why the Blue Jays lost that game in Tampa? Holy shit.