someone else posted this above, but watching the video, half the joke at the end is the reveal that the last set of plates on Chuck’s bar were fake (note the throwing of a 45 pound plate)

The last plate on Chuck’s bar was fake. That was the joke at the end where they threw it at shaq

This is why you never go by the size of a person. There’s swole and there’s strong.

Wow. That’s a 50 (or so) year old Charles Barkley throwing up 405 pounds. That’s fucking impressive!

First, thank you for your service. Yes, I agree Obama’s record when it comes to international conflict is hardly spotless. However, that is not the point I’m making or that any of these posts should be read as a complete defense of Obama. The point is that the situation Obama inherited was due to a reckless, poorly…

Plus it will be super fun to bitch about States Rights to the Right.

Or you’re forced to pretend to care what an asshole that wants to replace Budenholzer with Mark fucking Jackson has to say.

“I think I’ve handled this correctly...I don’t need to satisfy what other people think I should do.”

I was raised by my mother and my grandmother. My father was a distant figure throughout my life. When I put on my cowboy hat and speedo and rollerbladed into Claire’s to get my belly button pierced as a young man, it wasn’t because I didn’t have a dad. It was because I fucking ruled.

There was never supposed to be another challenger in the Democratic primary. Hillary was their chosen one many years ago for 2016, and if Sanders hadn’t come out of nowhere (not unlike the way Trump did, by the way), the primary would have been Hillary, Webb, O’Malley, and whathisface with the frog puppets from Rhode…

I’m not so sure about that. Laimbeer was sort of an outlier for his era because he was a fantastic outside shooter. But I only threw Laimbeer in there for effect anyways.

Sure, you can look at raw stats and pretend every player is in a bubble that entirely isolates their skill from their teammates, but that’s not actually how football works. Anyone trying to claim OBJ as “best all time” is nothing but a “what have you done for me lately” type or a Giants fan. Sorry, bud, but the world…

What are you talking about? Lebron played with Delonte West for 3 years! (I’m sorry, I had to do it)

We should probably blame white women. Not even being sarcastic.

Three cheers for the party of “fiscal responsibility”!

It’s like the Republicans decided to spend the last three decades eating paint chips.

I am sure that this public spending to subsidize potential millionaire/billionaire owners will be accompanied by a bill to hunt ordinary (i.e. poor) welfare recipients for sport and organs.

“I don’t know how anyone expects Americans to choose between that”

Yes, one was a literal fascist who is advised by a neo-Nazi and has said he will declare martial law in the “inner cities,” institute nationwide stop & frisk in violation of the Supreme Court, institute religious tests for entry into the country and create a literal Deportation Force with nebulous authority to round…