Jalopnik has now been reduced to writers setting up stories for the next writer.

#lowhangingfruitcake

Kinda like spending billions on a successful social media company then running it into the ground.

Problem is, it’s not just white trash.

He’s a very useful idiot to the Russian dicktater.

Full Self Death

You’ve seen career politicians doi g that.

Don’t think the left doesn’t have piles of guns.

Said editors, that quit in protest, should have published the damn endorsements anyway. 

Bullshit.

People that aren’t members of the LGBTQ also take offense to the offensive asshole.

Or their attornies, of which you where probably threatened with. 

MAGA didn't tell him that, so you're wrong. 

Way to say you are a fucking piece of shit without using those words, you fucking piece of shit.

Fucking Assclown is a good way to describe the utter douchebag that continue to prop up CyberCuck....  Err....  Musk. 

Turning GPS off does nothing for legal location tracking.

I pray to God the feds go after both Tesla and the shops wiring this bullshit up like the EPA did over diesel tuners. 

It was written all over him when he was forced out of PayPal.

Shitty people do shitty things and surround themselves with shitty people.

I bet you can’t think of any reason it shouldn’t be legal for the cops to stop you for no reason and ask for your pay purrs too, eh comrade?