What I imagine Square Enix were trying for.

Are you talking about where it says download to your PS3? If so

Can I have some then?

I feel a few brain cells die every time I read Youtube comments. Good thing I have plenty left.

I'm a supporter of the mic theory. I played for hours and hours the first two days and could not get passed the final "puzzle." Last night I plugged in a mic and got it almost immediately. And considering it Kojima we're talking about it seems likely. What a blast figuring this out with everyone though.

We need this one

John feels Mr. Inqs pain. I highly recommend this channel.

Mr. Inq was obviously thinking with the wrong head. I put Icy Hot on one of my inner thighs once because It felt like I had torn a muscle. Needless to say I went to sleep only to be woken up by one of my balls feeling like someone was using a blowtorch on it.

Mr. Inq may or may not have accidentally tried to use Icy Hot as a wanking aid. I think he thought it was moisturizer—his thought process wasn't very clear when he described the incident to me later. See, I needed the Icy Hot for a recurrent shoulder injury (this was pre-shoulder operation days), so I went looking for…

This is not my story. Not sure whose it is. Growing up my dad came home from work one day to tell the family a story about a man and woman that worked in the factory (he worked in the office). Anyways this man and woman had gotten off work one day and he went home with her. They started to get it on but realized it…

Both result in a state of zen.

Agoraphobia + Germophobia + Anxiety disorder = Abandon thread and take medication!

Sweet merciful Moses, that might be a contender for most awkward mic drop of all time combined with a top 5 horrific handshakes ever recorded ;')