Sounds dumb to me. I'm a hardcore gamer and workout constantly. Spending time on the site is time that could be spent working out or gaming. Pardon me I gotta go do some more sit ups and push ups before getting back to Dark Souls. DICK WANG Still laughing at that.

I have the same problem with metabolism. I burn off calories in my sleep literally. Also knew somebody would beat me to the punch on a DICK WANG joke. On a serious note though even us folks that can't gain weight for shit can be shredded. Im 5' 9 130 pounds......check that I just lost two more pounds LOL but still…

You don't need a website too get fit. Just the right state of mind! Check your messages. I did not post it on here because I don't feel like being trolled which somebody will probably still do anyways LOL.

I hear ya. Humanity is useless to me now though. Accidentally hit my covenant leader when I laid controller down so had to kill him. Then when the priest said he would absolve my sins for 56,000 souls I murdered him so now as soon as I assume human form I'm invaded LOL.

I did the same exact thing so had to start over. Then did it again to the covenant guy by the guy you mentioned so he had to die. When I got to the priest he wanted 56,000 souls to absolve my sins so I killed him too. Now humanity is useless to me because everytime I return to human form I'm invaded LOL.

Yeah but souls are easy to farm. The video is not the greatest quality but not too bad either considering I taped my HTC Inspire to a flyswat that was taped to a chair propped forward on a box LMAO. Actually I'm getting 60,000 souls in 15 minutes now without any armor or any combat whatsoever. Losing souls does still…

I think you got the headline wrong. Seems to be happening a lot on here lately. Wait till your finished writing the article to get smoked out. Its obviously confusing you.

Try Big Lots. Good quality. Cheapest price. I work there and know they all look like shitholes but we do have decent stufff at really good prices......especially when you get a 20 percent employee discount lol. Seriously though check em out.

No Android version? Apple sucks!

Kinect enabled roadie run?

Seriously? Just lost all interest in this movie. Don't Hollywood realize that Max Payne sucked?

Black Friday= great deals for consumers, misery for the people who have to work on Black Friday. Especially miserable for the people who have to work Thanksgiving too. Ready for this week to be over already!

How to make a movie about a video game.

McWhertor?

Hopefully the inmates will catch wind of what he did! I know in the States you get beat down over crimes like this. Who knows though all the inmates may be too busy playing video games since its England. [www.dailymail.co.uk]

Hey Kotaku please go back to old review format, you know the ones where you actually expressed your own opinions in a less confusing way. You know at least 80 percent of your readers trust your opinions if we did not we would not be visiting the site multiple times daily. Its kind of like magazine reviews, you start…

@Clixx13: Ive said the same thing repeatedly. Its hard to guage whether the reviewer actually thought the game was good. I could rather know their personal opinions instead of Ideal Player. At least with the old reviews you could compare the loved/hated just by glancing at the length of each red or blue paragraph.…

@PunkyChipsAhoy:Damn that had me laughing my ass off. Good zinger!

@Stymie99: That would be funny if I did not own a 360 too.Im well aware of all those features.

@mayfaire: Black Ops has way better story than MW 1or 2. Plus the various triggered events are spot on.