iamthemoonking
Dani
iamthemoonking

A ca-wtf

Fuck you FDA you can’t tell me what to do in my own house.

Just pick the second cheapest wine and order with confidence.

i don’t know her.

Right? But a grown ass man could play a dweeby high schooler no problem

“with Obama you had your guard up. With Hillary you don’t, and it’s going to be worse.”

I have a skyla iud and i get no pms. Pre-iud, the worse symptom for me was nausea and acne around my period, and since I’ve had the skyla (2 iuds over 7 years), i haven’t had any pms symptoms at all.

ugh i bet he has piercing blue eyes and a gorgeous mop of hair.

I get ‘em from Aerie and Bare Necessities. They are the beeest. I’m a 32 yr old with a 36A chest and they keep me looking less Fifth Sacred Thing at work than I do in my personal life.

A friend recommended AEO to me a couple years ago and at first I was all “that brand with the dumb eagle?” but now i LURVE my denim x jeans and my aerie bralettes. They’ve upped their game for sure.

He’s going to federal prison.

oh my god, the feeling of sleeping naked sandwiched between two cool sheets in the summer is one of the finest pleasures of being alive. I don’t want some dumb duvet touching my silky soft skin and making me sweat at night.

“learned about the incident and the video on Tuesday night”

Rihanna isn’t touring in my state (despite our 420-friendliness) and my partner and I spent all of our mad money on buying a damn house and I feel like not going to the Anti Tour will be one of my major regrets in life.

Are those freckles drawn on?

Kim is on the left? I LEGIT DON’T KNOW

The casting of Sebastian was truly inspired. Perfect movie all around.

The past 10 years of my life has consisted of me referencing this movie to the great amusement of myself, while no one around me gets it or laughs because they’re too cultured and cool to have seen and savored this beautiful treasure of cinema.