I feel like for most places in the south you’re not “from” there until at least your great-grandparents were born and raised there. 

I applied to be a poll worker for this election, hoping to alleviate the burden on people who were at high risk for COVID-19, and they told me that they couldn’t accept my application because they were all full.

I love Kate McKinnon, but Cecily Strong is (and was, in the end) the clear choice to do this character. Carone is the real-life version of her “girl you wish you hadn’t started a conversation with at a party” skit.

I was like “Please don’t let it be the potato salad” and then I read the article and was like OH MY GOD NO IT’S SO MUCH WORSE. 

It’s been mentioned but I think the title should be “Sega” and not “Sony.”

Fetch. 

Drinking...you mean DRINKING our feelings. 

“Now that we all know Brad Pitt has been dating Nicole Poturalski, a hot German model some 20 years his senior”...shouldn’t this be “his junior”? 

Did the required cross-country drive post college (the only acceptable post-college activity unless you are wealthy enough to “backpack across Europe”). When we got to Texas, we thought it would be fun to take the trip international - so we crossed the border into Mexico.

I secretly ate cat food.

Oh my God Rich I know this isn’t the point but vacuum your rug. 

“I’m sure you’ve read the I Need A Wife article that was in Ms. Magazine in 1971. It’s 39 years later, and as a working woman, I need a wife.”

So it looks like the NBC link on the Supreme Court gay foster parents case is dead...and it appears that’s the only story on it.  Is this still accurate?  I don’t see anything on scotusblog about it...

The drag queen is Pissi Myles from New Jersey. 

“According to Page Six, Huffman and William H. Macy’s daughter, Sophia Grace is ready to apply to colleges and has been authorized by the Collge Board, an organization that oversees the administration of the exam, to take the SATs again” 

“self-described mogul” seems minimizing, considering she built an entire brand.  I would say creating something like that, which generates reportedly hundreds of millions of dollars, just makes her a “mogul” without the “self-described” qualification. 

Just as a clarifying note - this event was not held “at Duke Law School” but was sponsored by the Law School...the event was in Washington, DC. https://edition.cnn.com/2019/07/27/politics/ruth-bader-ginsburg-supreme-court-analysis/

“Chaos merchants Chris Pine and Katherine Schawzenegger got hitched.”

That “I must increase my bust” rhyme is always the first thing that pops into my head whenever anyone mentions this show.

#same