Isn’t this a recognized advantage though?  One member of the group vomiting would generally indicate that they all had eaten something gnarly, so the smell/sight of it triggering vomiting in the other is a safe health bet...

So am I the only one watching these clips and thinking that Kellyanne Conway is legit turning into Dolores Umbridge?

OMG go to his Wikipedia page now -someone fully replaced his picture with Lois Griffin and renamed him “MILF.”

“One defendant, Hubert Dupigny, 34, recruited a 16-year-old girl from Hawthorne who worked for him as a prostitute he exploited as a sex slave until he was arrested in December 2016, prosecutors wrote. At that point, the girl went to work for on to be exploited by his brother...”

“In a Daily Mail interviewpublished Wednesday, Andrews said that she and Shepard later hooked up again, this time in 2009 when he was already dating Bell.” I think you mean “Edwards” not “Andrews”...unless Shepard is freakier even than we though, and Julie Andrews has much...different taste than anyone ever thought.  

Why is homophobe in quotation marks here?

Just had someone use the public restroom as a phone booth making a work call.  Seriously, man...I don’t want to hear your business, and your colleague on the other end of the phone certainly doesn’t want to hear mine. 

Turkey is everything and you’re a monster, Kevin Pang.

So we all agree that this is baby Superman’s pod from Krypton right? That’s what I thought...

I bought this immediately.  My husband tried to stop me, but I explained to him: “Look, I know this is a stupid waste of Monday, but I need that glass in my life right now.  I will not be happy if we leave this store without it.  Do with that information what you will.”

Leave it to Senate Republicans to still not understand what “literally under assault” actually means.  

Honestly I think the real star here is the woman behind him to the left.  The yearning look in her eyes just screams “I’m so sorry that your entitlement has been challenged” in that “I’m part of the 53%” way...

How was this not the immediate first response?

Okay...but no one in that shot is dressed for “tree planting.” Everyone is dressed for a promotional shot (even the men...I mean, I don’t remember the last time I wore my business casual to plant a tree). So...

Slander is a spoken statement.  This would be libel, as it is a written published one.  If it were libel.  Which, Ben, it is not. 

Why is there a pull up bar placed over it?

I find it unnerving that I read the sign in the image from this article and actually wondered “Wait...is Taylor Swift involved in the Robert Mueller investigation?” because I LEGITIMATELY believe that that is something that is possible these days. 

“Congratulations, Takeout reader, you are about to embark on the weirdest food story of the week.”

“...they called the police because my child was crying because he was getting a whooping. Who does that?”