I'm all about adorable kitty videos, but frankly, this one was boring.

Remember when she played "the fat one" to Cameron Diaz's "the skinny one?" Ugh.

Personally, my favorite part was her saying she and Candice are great friends and everyone laughing their asses off.

Oh my god, that's awesome.

So basically all of those aliens we've found are just time traveling humans?

You couldn't let this poor girl have her five minutes on Jezebel? Seriously?

What is wrong with you?

Tell that to the dogs killed every day in shelters.

Those dogs are literally in heaven. I love that both sides benefit so much!

I'm going to have to side with the gym on this one. This woman is quite annoying. The name isn't -that- bad, and if you don't like it, go somewhere else. Problem. Solved.

I think it's actually kind of shitty of Jez to use an old pic when she's clearly uncomfortable with how she used to look.

I only vaguely see a resemblance. Meh.

This entire article is easier said than done.

Why do you take issue with this and not with Boehner being played by tan mom? Seems like a petty thing to get riled up over.

Dust...in my eye....dammit.

Or my favorite, sanction!

Nope.

So that's not Emily Thorn/Amanda Clarke?

Okay, as an atheist, I never ever say this, but...God bless these people. Seriously.

Cassandra Clare sucks, blah blah, that trailer is pretty freaking awesome.