Kelley told energy executive Adam Victor that she was a "high-level representative of the South Korean government." Wait, what?

As soon as I saw the stupid comment about how this woman shouldn't be blamed for not getting proper medical treatment in Hungary, I knew this article was written by Laura Beck. Actually, I knew from the beginning because of the several lame attempts to make this woman appear sympathetic while setting the airlines up…

Nobody will ever love Tyra enough to make her a real girl. #foreveralone

Wait, didn't she end up becoming real and ending up with the wannabe Mr. Sheffield in the first one? Or am I just totally making that up?

You can't trust anyone who is named after a hamburger. You should hear the shit that comes out of Wagyu's mouth.

You definitely imagined that.

That dog doesn't want to play, it just wants to get off its fucking back.

Too bad they'd never do something like that in backassward Amurrca.

I still can't fathom why, regardless of the laws, a person would think it was a good idea to approach and RIDE a wild animal. It wouldn't even cross my mind to interact with a wild animal. Hell, a squirrel jumped on my leg once and I ran like hell.

Really beautiful story. I wish more LGBT people could have coming out experiences like this.

I think the problem is that you associate American Jews and Israelis when they actually have very little in common. The relationship the Israelis have with black people has literally no connection to the relationship American Jews have with black people. You might as well be comparing the Israeli/black relationship to…

Well, the photo wouldn't be an issue aside from it's caption. I'm not sure how you just totally ignored that.

"This is a parent's worst nightmare from one day to the next, and no one seems to care," she said. "If I had money to hire a good defense team, my son would be out by now."

Well, if I didn't feel shitty enough about my depression and way too low paycheck, I sure do now. Thanks.

Lots of cats and dogs do this. We inadvertently train them to do it by petting them any time they come near us.

That commercial is hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't understand it.

You are truly psychotic.

Do you feel better now?

I think the lesson has something to do with not having a child with a crazy lady.

Not to take away from the fact that your dad is truly a Grade A asshole, but if you are making a statement like that at the Thanksgiving dinner table, you really do need to talk to someone. A professional. Your dad should have interpreted your statement as a cry for help, not an opportunity to be a gossip monger.