Wow, I had no idea there were two different versions of this. AWKWARDDDDDDD.

What does Jean Grae's tweet mean?

What the hell? No, that's not true. Not even remotely. That procedure has a lower than 1% life-threatening complication rate. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1852384/ http://www.surgeryencyclopedia.com/Fi-La/Gastric-Bypass.html

I also said IF. :)

So sorry. Losing a dog is an awful, awful thing that a non-pet person couldn't possibly understand.

LOL, are you serious right now? Does drinking alcohol or eating tuna or sushi emit dangerous second hand smoke or affect his pregnant girlfriend in any negative way? If the answer is yes, then YES.

She said yes? LOL. He would have never seen me again after that.

I can't be the only person who this movie does not appeal to at all...

Anything for my baby...except stopping smoking weed.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who walks home from bars at night with a shotgun by my side!

I think it's great interviewers who usually lodge softballs can throw in a legitimate, tough question every once in a while. However, it would be oh so much more appreciated if the question wasn't asked in such a condescending, uppity, "this isn't a question at all" manner.

Holy shit, seriously? I am reassessing all my years of public school education, and now it's not only because I thought Alaska was an island next to Hawaii until I was 18.

I'm somehow okay with this being true.

Is Doug Barry the only Jezebel writer these days?

This is the time when you tell your mom, the Principal, etc, etc, etc that you have absolutely no interest in hosting the 8th grade reunion. And yes, you can tell them this, because you are 24 years old and an adult.

No way. If this chick was "kind of evil" in high school, it ain't April because there's been no reinvention. April is awesomely, wonderfully, unabashedly still "kind of evil."

Considerable salaries? Speak for yourself! I drink heavily because my lawyer ass is poor!

I think Julie Bowen is hilarious. No, she's not goofy, but that's not all that makes someone funny.

I'm not defending any of Amanda Bynes' behavior, but it's quite likely that it wasn't necessary she appear in Court that day. Most of the time, the actual parties don't go.

Yupppp!