I'm so glad we can make light of such a humorous situation. People hurting other people is always so funny!!

BULLY STICKS ARE DRIED BULL PENISES? WHY AM I JUST LEARNING THIS NOW!?

Dear Lady filming this clip: I'm so glad you asked, so that now I don't have to say this in an unsolicited context — Yes, it's terrible. Absolutely disgusting. What the hell were you thinking?

I think it's adorable, but I have the same questions. I mean, what's the purpose?

I understand the message, but this ad just seems so sexist.

I truly don't understand the point of this article. Is it to show that reverse racism cannot exist? Because...I already knew that. I also know that regardless of its motivation, this article is not witty nor interesting.

He drives me up a wall because I can't figure him out.

I love Girls, and that was a really excellent and defining moment of the show.

I truly feel like throwing up a little. Thank god I won't have to watch myself give birth (if I ever have a kid).

This article doesn't show how to get rid of sunburn, just how to soothe it.

A raspberry on white carpet? HELL NO!!!

Aw man, why'd it have to cut off just before his precious giggling?!

Re-read the article and comments and have nothing to add.

I stayed away from Girls for a long time because of the bad press it got. Just started the other day and it is FABULOUS. It really is. Funny and real and so well written.

Britney's Long Island vacation house? Come on, her fiance's parents own it. I guess when I drive 3 hours up to Daytona to see my best friends I am staying at my Daytona vacation house?

This article is so on point I want to scream for joy.

A Lannister always pays his debts...

"based on the actual character of Helen Keller." Um, excuse me?

I'm too busy drooling over the third guy from the left to read this entire article. GOD DAMN HE FINE. I also find Chris Bosh/Snoop Dogg's lovechild fascinating.

I can't decide whether I'd rather have a dog or a child around the food I intend to purchase.