Not to body snark, but...that dog ain't 80 pounds.

Well, I'm fat and hate housework. I see their point.

How did you get to that point, Gabi? I've always had next to zero self-confidence because of my size, and can't seem to overcome it.

Okay, Rosie the Riveter, you look awesome!

I'm surprised by the comment about it being bad to call yours/joke about being fat. Why beat around the bush when you're fat? I'm not big-boned or curvy or thick, I'm fat. And I damn well am going to joke about it if I want to.

He kinda looks like the guy who plays Rothstein on Boardwalk Empire.

I think it was. The camera operator says, "...That's your brother!"

Oh, come on. That was hilarious.

Rabbit that turned into a chicken that turned into a full grown man that turned into a chicken that turned into a tree frog.

You missed the naked people and George Clooney.

All I saw was George Clooney and penis. What does that say about me?

Oooh, I see it!

Are those supposed to be wrinkles? I thought feathers.

In addition to attempting to ban race- and sex-based abortion at the federal level, lawmakers in a few states, including Arizona and Kansas, have acted accordingly, introducing laws protecting doctors from lawsuits if they fail to disclose fetal abnormalities to expectant parents. Theoretically, anti-choice doctors or…

Self-diagnosis is fun! People with migraines once a month don't take Vicodin.

I'm confounded and I'm hoping you guys can help. I'm overweight and have decided that I want to do something about it. I've begun a diet where the only thing I eat are vegetables. I've been eating pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner every night, and I just can't seem to figure out why I haven't lost any weight! Can…

I find that people often mistake bad headaches for migraines. If you can THINK about looking at a computer, much less actually look at a computer, it ain't a migraine.

Yeah, the scar comment was incredibly unnecessary.

I don't even like cats, but that seems like heaven. I'd get one if I could guarantee it would do that.

What logical reason exists for this movie to be in 3D?