"But, hey. You have to have moral values."

Do you have a dog? I'm just wondering, because I can't fathom you would have this perspective if you did. That's like saying, "You will love again! No doubt Timmy is a wonderful son, but there are lots of wonderful sons out there who need people to love them!"

You're an idiot. And I say this as a representative of everyone on Jezebel.

It's not just at Columbia and Dartmouth. SAE has had major problems at my alma mater in Florida, too.

These sound great. Thanks so much!

So...that happened.

I should probably have mentioned that I'm PC-limited.

I am serious. And sure.

I would like a game that is an RPG based more around decision playing and involves thrills, but not shooting or violence. Why does none exist?

Jesus, Debbie Downer, who shit in your eggs?

Oh man. Poor thing. I hope she gets through this and has a very fulfilling life.

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You sure? Mos has like seven kids from all different women.

That is the saddest looking dog I've ever seen.

I've never thought of lobsters as beautiful creatures, but...that thing is gorgeous.

I love this comment.

Jesse Lee Patterson agrees.

I would LOVE to know what my dog is thinking. I wish they had a collar like Dug in Up that would let her speak English. Sometimes I'm convinced she's smarter than I am.

Are you trolling?

I really don't see the problem. If it's good enough for Mitt Romney's dog, it's certainly good enough for my kids!