Yeah, ok. Next you will be telling me that the Beatles didn’t all live in a yellow submarine, David Bowie was not really an alien from Mars, and that Eddy Grant never intended to rock down to Electric Avenue!

Ivanka will be the first lady. Melania will continue to live in Trump tower, waiting for the ogre to die so that she can get her inheritance.

He is cheap. He only spends money on flashy things to impress other people. He doesn’t spend a lot of money on things his family may enjoy. He probably has store brand single ply toilet paper hanging next to that gold toilet.

When do we get to the “Revenge of the Nerds” portion of this election / 1980's movie cosplay?

Moar storiez plz

Is your boss’s boss my sister?

Whenever I see “MSM” I think of “Man Seeking Man,” but maybe I just read too many Craigslist hookup posts.

Fruit Stripe gum begs to differ!

Photoshop. It’s the new comb over.

He does have the best crackers.

That seems a bit redundant, as I’m sure the “Truth team” will already be directed to send out random bullshit.

Don’t forget the Fun Dip. Fun Dip: the candy that has you eat so much sugar that you also eat the nasty “candy” stick that comes with it in some kind of hopped up sugar frenzy.

My condolences.

If real life sports was like this I would totally be a fan. It’s got everything: aggressive smash-kissing, butt-munching, on-field quickies, and the impressive ability to continue playing while having anal sex!

Clownghazi!!!!

SO divine. I may pick this as my pre-execution meal.

I will have to check those out. Thanks for the recommendations.

I love On the Media! I’ll have to search out that episode.

That’s just silly. Why would he want your name on his tombstone?

Sometimes?