To make super heated steam. Duh. Don’t ask what the super heated steam is for.

It’s the website for people who enjoy being trolled.

I thought of that exact RadioLab episode, and it was sparked by the same thing you quoted. It was terribly heartbreaking to listen to how that woman’s ability to move through the modern world without an identity was thrust upon her by those horrible Sovereign Citizen jackholes. She has less rights and opportunity than…

So much this. I am so happy when I am not invited to a wedding. Or I am invited, but it’s a destination wedding so it’s easy to RSVP “no” without hurting anyone’s feelings.

I want to go to there.

I can’t stop focusing on the fact that it’s a pink tie. I think it’s the second pink tie he has worn in the past week. I am haunted by the thought that this is his idea of connecting with women voters. Like the extent of his ability to conceptualize how to become more appealing to women voters is to wear a pink…

When I was 18, I worked as a waitress. My manager at the restaurant regularly asked me explicit details about my sex life. He would ask me what sexual positions I had experienced. He used props during these questions (like 2 beanie-baby type creatures to mimic sexual positions). I would have complained to my boss, but…

I saw those too. They were flying so low and so close together.

I would love, love, love to see you do a shade court entirely dedicated to Obama’s final UN speech. It was like a shade buffet. It was heavenly.

I’m not a conservative, and I may have made jokes like this. I find that the humor of it comes from the absurdity of it.

I use both “grey” and “gray.” I prefer “grey,” but some of my devices have decided that I am misspelling it and corrects it to / suggest “gray.”

It’s so petty, that this guy is suing for copyright infringement.

Are you referring to a shared love of suspenders? It’s hard to tell from that picture with the dead elephant in the way.

The level of ego-centrism evidenced by that tweet makes me wonder if he ever made it past the toddler stage of childhood development.

We have never not always been at war with Eastasia.

I don’t want to fuck with the time continuum too much. I’ll just pop in, give a quick couple of ball kicks, and pop out.

Not my department. I’m strictly in the pre-crime bureau right now. That’s why I need to finish my time machine.

I’m sorry you had to go through that. You are 1000% not to blame.

Don’t stop believing! Hold on to that....