Would watch.

NY1. Come for the news, terrible commercials, and the distinctly NYC personalities. It is also repetitive enough to lull you into a sort of zen calm.

Save the cheerleader; save the world.

But not swans. Swans as we know are the assholes of the bird world.

#ungrey gmoat.

Sorry about the repetitive post. I didn’t have “show all” set, so couldn’t see the greys. I am one of those self hating greys. ;-)

Not trying to tease you, just trying to give you a heads up..

3.2 million yrs/f/grunt

I’m not your buddy, guy!

What a terribly unfortunate zipper placement.

So, you we aren’t supposed to celebrate St. Patrick’s day with Lucky Charms? What about if it has Bailey’s poured in it? Asking for a friend.

Oh God! I hope so!

I imagine being a black transwoman is living life with the setting on expert level difficulty. What I’m saying is, Janet Mock is gonna get the highest score possible in this game called life.

Her use of quotes and signature means that someone else wrote it for her and she signed off on it.

That shirt reads: “No wookie, no nookie.”

He is a literal dickface. He has a penis nose and scrotum chin.

Depends. How successful is the corner store?

I thought that might be the case. Before I commit, do you know if the colander hat is mandatory? That might be a deal breaker.

How do I sign up for the religion where I get to eat spaghetti for every meal?

My response would be “move me to first class or fuck you.”