I didn’t want to have to do this, but you’ve made me deploy the Swan Defense System.
Dr. Philtrum, RN
iamtevyatwork
I’m from the internet police. I’m going to need to see a gif of Mr. Quackers eating crackers or I’ll have to revoke your internet privileges.
She knew all about ISIS before they went mainstream. She was a very hip, very progressive child.
That is one blinged out lizard fetus!
What if I buy something that costs 4 sex, but I only have 5 sex? Wouldn’t I be owed 1 sex in change?
I am deadly serious when it comes to all of the cheese cracker family: cheez-its, cheese nips, goldfish crackers, and the like.
If you pour the hot sauce into a small hole in an oyster cracker, then you are doing it Cincinnati style!
I don’t like football, and I am not a hipster. I don’t dislike it either. I don’t really enjoy any of the sports ball type events. I DO, however, enjoy good stadium junk food!
That’s a war crime.
Me three.
I don’t understand how someone with such a tasty last name could have such an unappetizing diet.
Do you know if they are still hiring?
Man, Bill Murray’s really hit rock bottom.
Tanner. Chase. Sage. Hunter. Tristen.
Depends on where in the digestive system the blood is coming from. It could be black, or red, or various shades in between the two.
That is a grandiose delusion, seen in some people with schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. They are not “Godkins,” they are people in need of medication.
True. He was constantly giving the maloik.
“I’m sorry for your loss (of brain cells).”
You worked with Paulie Walnuts?!