“$1000+ is pretty standard for rents in NYC”

That is so aggressively bad that I am in the process of getting a restraining order against it.

Even the giant French lady hates Ted Cruz!

I think you just pitched a reality show based on combining The Bachelor and The Apprentice!

I’m pretty sure you are thinking of the Dibs Amendment.

Calling Obama’s Anger Translator! Obama’s Anger Translator, please pick up the white courtesy phone!

Yes! And I would do all of his evil bidding, so his soul may remain untarnished.

Patrick Stewart could ask me to roast a baby for his dinner, and I would ask him what he would like as a side dish.

Alan Alda can drive the wrong way down a one-way street, at night, without headlights and knock me off of my bike, and I would apologize for any damage I may have caused to his vehicle.

South of the mason-dixon guns shoot bullets counter-clockwise.

This thread.... Oh my god, it’s full of win....

Fiber wasn’t invented until 1994.

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

Duh. In case you want to return it.