The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.

I think it’s obviously implied to be sucking his own dick.

God, his hair is so douchey....my vag just dried out from the douche-ness. MY PH BALANCES ARE OFF PEOPLE!

I feel like that would leave you with precious little free time, Demon

I’m not a reporter at all but I have to say that I love it when I’m EXACTLY the bitch that idiot politicians thought I was going to be ha ha.

“I’m suing you because I shot and killed you, am now under investigation, and therefore I am emotionally distressed.” Fuck this cop

Michael Schiavo was treated horribly and got the worst raw deal when the fucking congress intervened to collude with Terry’s parents’ denial and he was straight up demonized in the right wing press. It was monstrous how this whole thing was treated like a political football. I had to stop watching. There was something…

I enjoyed this Jia. I also just want to say that I am a feminist and if people started sending me a bunch of sex toys in the mail me and all my feminist friends would be stoked. That shit is expensive.

WELL FUCKING SAID

This shit right here is why I’m voting for whoever the fuck gets the Democratic nomination. There is too much at stake for this hyperbole that Hillary is just another republican. Tell that to my uterus assholes.

OMG I found Carly’s yearbook quote:”

She voted Obama in ‘08, made the switch in ‘12. Either a stroke or desperate for money.