iamsusan
SpazfromTexas
iamsusan

I’m pretty sure that whatever Christie picked up from McDonald’s didn’t make it into Trump’s hands.

Correction: I don’t “need” to do anything that you tell me to do.

The only thing I find really disagreeable about this business is how its advertising uses words and imagery associated with children. That makes me a bit uncomfortable as this fetish is sexual for a lot of people.

Lately I’ve been preferring the Veep part of my Sunday to the Silicon Valley part. SV is funny but sad/heartbreaking (except for Big Head who can’t stop failing upwards) and Veep is funny and mean. I can handle the mean more than the sad.

Or a meteor. I’m not super-picky.

We are so overdue for a plague

I’ll probably get shit for pulling this out of the gray BUT:

Isn’t kinda disrespectful for a judge to address lawyers by their first names rather than Counselor? This is clearly not a friendly working relationship, so seems like a breach of ettiquette on his part. True, or nah?

Dear Mr. Christie and all of the gun humping, and gun humper pandering fools that put the NRA talking points before the safety of real humans, from the bottom of my black little heart I issue you a hearty fuck you, most sincerely. I have never hidden the fact that the kids’ dad was a drunken, abusive moron that should

The thing that really gets me is how utterly irrelevant the target of their discriminatory bullshit is. I’m in Australia, but not too long ago we had some regressive shithead running for a seat in parliament, and the main thrust of his election promises was to ban the wearing of burkhas. His reasoning? You can’t tell

Women don’t poop; it’s a filthy liberal lie.

Why is it only EVER presented as “men going into the ladies room! Little GIRLS!! WOMEN AND LITTLE GIRLS!!” Anyone can be sexually assaulted. Anyone. Including men. Anywhere. Not just in bathrooms. Stop using me (woman) as a political pawn for bullshit!

Bingo. A giant fuckin’ crybaby who holds a decades long grudge over someone saying he has tiny hands.

I thought that dress was an odd choice because it seemed more cocktail than meteorologist, but not because her scandalous shoulders were showing.

I’m kinda bummed because in his last icon he looked like my friend’s snobby husband who totally looks down on me for my knowledge of celebrity gossip. All of that knowledge comes from here.

I’m sorry, but did Hillary Clinton cheat? Was she accused of domestic violence?

I know she’s totally racist (or at least plays up the controversy of racism for attention-which would make her even more awful than being straight up racist imo), but is calling someone straight up “Punjab” even an insult? My family is Punjabi Indian and I’ve never heard of that being hurled alone as an insult?

For the same reason people slow down to look at car accidents, I imagine.

We just gave her a dress. And a lotta liquor....

It had to be you [Bobby], wonderful you [Bobby], it had to be you [Bobby].