In other news, can we talk about his perfect hair? Because oh my god. Is that why Superman always has perfect hair?!?

I bet the catriarchy did this

Zeus hates selfies. Mortals. Go now, and tell your people.

All the racists on the Internet must have the weirdest boner right now.

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

I laughed, I cried, I laughed again.

It can be annoying, but I know people say it to me because they know I'm part of a persecuted minority and they want to convey their support. If someone is really your friend, they will know you aren't *that* gay guy. Hell, my college girl friends always joked around that they wished I could do their hair. Even I joke…

I love you for this. Here's something I wrote down yesterday actually, while we're on the subject.

His face is priceless. The Thai food was ordered at the "I want a gay guy to touch my boobs" line.

Obligatory.

I wrote this as a member of the minority group I am discussing, pointed out that people don't mean it badly and suggested that it might be time to retire the term. If you're part of the same minority group and disagree, fine. But if you're not, how is this post not appropriate?

When I was in college, so many of my younger female classmates wanted to be friends with "a gay." I was *not* that gay. Once, one of them ran up to me and grabbed my arm, clinging to me like a barnacle. I shook her off into a bush, but she kept coming back.

I was worried the comment might come off that way. What I meant to convey was...when a young woman is dancing flamboyantly, people say she's an attention whore and trying to boost her ego with male affection. When older women dance people say sit down, granny (but people don't think she's attempting to be sensual).

I want to spank their asses with a wooden spoon.

If you're not twerking on a car in your golden years, what are you doing?

Prison uniforms are paid for by public money.

this sheriff should provide photo evidence of these people walking around at the mall in orange prison jumpsuits. i don't want to believe it. and i don't, actually.

@grimjack28: It was a cat, but it turned into bread after being left out too long.

@winstonsicle: Is that bread or a slightly mouldy cat?