This is the same website that makes fun of Bill Simmons for being self-absorbed.

“Witness testimony is unreliable!”

Gerrymandering means nothing in a statewide race. Did the borders of Texas change?

Hinkie turned a bottom-10 NBA team into a top-5 team.

Sneak into the playoffs? The Cardinals are red-hot, and the Rockies are lucky to be so close. 

(such as forcing her to come in and testify on a random Monday without any notice)

“Sam Hinkie is dumb. He should’ve rebuilt like Charlotte, Phoenix, New York, and Minnesota”

Nobody gives a fuck about your idiot daddy.

“I am not a nosey person, but I’m publicizing an irrelevant encounter from an airplane.”

Chris Thompson is the dumbest employee on staff. That’s why he works nights and weekends.

The US is not a homeless shelter. Don’t show up if you don’t want to risk detainment. It’s extremely difficult for US citizens to migrate elsewhere. If you have a kid, don’t risk detainment for unlawful migration.

The accuser knows this. She is backtracking. 

What does allegened mean?

The Astros won 7 years after they started tanking. The NBA forced out Hinkie in 2.5 years.

Nah I’ll pass. Thanks for allowing me to use your mundane thought.

Then Gawker shouldn’t have posted revenge porn. Don’t play with fire!

You’re bragging about reading a decade-old blog

Albert Burneko looks like the guy who showers at the gym but doesn’t dry off.

He attempted a chip block, and he failed.

The rulebook defines the pocket at the time of the snap. The performance of the offensive line does not change that definition.