“Now, please let all of the uber-entitled keyboard warriors eager to take up the cause of the week flame me below. Your rage fueled tirades will only serve to make me laugh.”

I like how you write your own tirade and then just immediately, preemptively shut down any possible response by dismissing them as written by…

No. It is the Sony version of the Wii U’s Gamepad

This is awesome!

Is it still considered piracy if you already pre-ordered the game and just want to play it sooner on superior hardware?

because there’s no way to prove the tool is being used for piracy just because it *can* be used for piracy.

I’ve only played it for a few hours but I’ve enjoyed it so far. The atmosphere is great and I’ve found exploration to be rewarding. Lots of good worldbuilding here with interesting POIs to discover. Run ‘n gun combat has been pretty enjoyable with the shotgun and Layla’s ability set. Peformance isn’t great but I’ve…

To explain my reference: I gasped out loud at these fonts. I would have put more work into a photoshop joke. and this game cost $70.

It lets you speak scripted commands to swap weapons, taunt zombies, and engage extra-powerful Fury Mode, among other things, by using a microphone and your Amazon account.

I generally agree with you, but what about this system is related to deck building besides the superficial use of “cards” to symbolize what is essentially just a list of collectible perks? The game is an RPG. It feels like you’re dismissing an RPG element just because it communicates the element through cards. 

Back in Totilo’s golden age, he put up a post saying that he was interviewing the developers at Rocksteady and wanted to know if readers had any questions. This was just before Arkham City’s release and I told him to ask how they were going to improve boss fights. Stephen responded and said that the developers laughed…

There’s a lot of people on the autism spectrum in the speedrunning community. The rigidity and predictability of just trying and trying at the same thing is something a lot of those people crave as a means to deal with other shit that’s going on.

Gajillion views, a Kotaku article and the epic highs and low of gittin gud? I don’t know honestly. It just seems silly at this point.

I feel like people put as much work into spamming Dark Souls as I put into my PhD. Which, I feel like I actually learned something from that process (about science, life, etc)- I love Dark souls, but I’m not sure what you gain from this at the end of the day.

I can still remember waiting to get the July issues of EGM, Next Generation, Nintendo Power, etc in the mail to learn all about major E3 announcements. Yes I’m old.

Even if this does go to the Supreme Court, that’s a year or two down the line.

Probably. FWIW, tradeshows and the like have always been kinda fun to walk around once in a while. You get to see some new stuff, give it a little whirl, and see lots of weird ideas come out of the woodwork too. That said, they’re still a basically a giant advertisement.

Like wtf did these fascists think they were going to do on the board, approve scripts? Cancel shows, movies and casting direction? Like seriously what power did they even think they were going to have?

The GOP is playing an old game in a world. This is the Big Tech world of Millennial, Gen Z, Social Media, LGBTQ world and the GOP is still selling Christianity, Bigotry and Reagan era policies to the minority voters in the south. That’s why there was no red wave. You’d think they would have changed their strategy by…

Fuck, are we now going to have to be nostalgic about corporate marketing events?!?

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