They were ambitious, confident, high on their newfound independence, and anxious about having to surpass Halo. Their original schedule had a cadence of D1 -> Comet (Taken King)-> D2 -> Comet 2, etc. They thought they could handle that.

I mean, keep in mind that Activision already allowed Bungie to delay Destiny 2 an entire year. It was originally scheduled for last fall until it was delayed in January of 2016.

Gronk looks like he’s constantly showing women the IMDB page for The Entourage Movie.

The math teacher in me is like, reduce your fucking fraction, but the joke part of me is like, yes, go with this.

Yup, because no one in Boston likes David Ortiz at all...

“Rob Gronkowski, who gained his powers after he was accidentally left behind during a government test of a nuclear sacktap..”

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Dude. We liked Rajon Rondo when he was here. Rajon Fucking Rondo. Nobody’s going to hate anybody on one of our sports teams until they leave then we’ll trash them regardless of race.

I imagine the relationship between Gronk and Belichick is similar to that of Forrest Gump and Bear Bryant.

I’m a Bears fan and all I can say is that I’m glad he got out of there and got to play on a competent team (and won a ring). I was rooting for Atlanta, but I’m thrilled he got his ring. Great guy.

I believe the Prince is also potty trained. No longer pees on beds.

Can’t wait to hear what Frederick Douglas thinks about all this.

McCourty said he believed attending the event is a personal choice and “I can’t imagine a way I go there.”

Definitely with bodily fluids.

Prince George also has far better self-control.

I love that President Obama handed off the presidency with one of these:

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

What blows my mind is how many times teams have shit the bed in totally boneheaded ways against the Patriots in closing minutes of the Super Bowl.

A committed group of people sought to get justice from an authoritarian asshole, and by sticking together they avenged the wanton decrees of a madman.

I feel good about this.