You will be sipping smoother and smarter than all of your friends. And of course, you will be the bougiest!

So I need to use this space to say the bougiest thing y’all can do. Abandon cognac and switch to armangnac. It’s a French brandy that not only tastes better than cognac, it’s what they actually drink while they export cognac to us. Oh and its always cheaper.

He did a decent job on wheel of time, but he’s no Robert Jordan.

+1 for portal.

Who needs facts when white racists have feelings?

Since you mentioned the grey album, I encourage you to checkout another mashup that happened right afterwards but with none of the laurels. The Purple Album, Jay-Z and Prince.

Stevie Wonder - Songs in The Key of Life. Best album of the 20th century also sounds amazing on vinyl.

Stevie Wonder - Songs in The Key of Life. Best album of the 20th century also sounds amazing on vinyl.

11. An Umar Johnson lecture, but you’ll have to throw yourself away afterwards.

They know their everywhere and good Becky still fucks evil Chad and vice versa. They hate being called racist, not racism. It’s why they’re not fighting at thanksgiving.

Can’t arrest your kids.

I’m just here to know if you got dual citizenship?

How does thong song not make this list?

I love y’all but hate kinja. But we In da house, so Imma be polite. Y’all sit next to Yesha?

Jason, how has this taken so long? Why didn’t 2k sports do it? If there’s anyone who can get to the bottom of this it’s you.

I lived and organized in Ferguson Missouri before they murderer Mike Brown. I have stories about the state sanctioned racism in Missouri for days! Fun fact: Missouri kept fighting even after the civil war ended. They were so committed to slavery they invaded Kansas over it. Check out The Border Wars. Mo, was the last…

+1 for Pro Stars reference

Not only have I pre-ordered your book. I was one of the folks that beat the initial D3, was totally underwhelmed by the RMAC and never looked back. I’ll finally try the new and improved version. Thanks!

My question is, who’s still throwing it at buddy like that? He admits to being broke, credit card fraud and not paying child support. How is he still pulling yall? At least Lawrence got him a job at Best Buy. I need answers.

Bear down brother.

I’m good bro. Closed mouths don’t get fed.