Electric knife sharpener are pretty much *only* for people cutting up meat all day. For everyone else, they at best remove excessive material. In practice, they usually just fuck up the edge.

Yeah, everyone’s gawking over some wings and there’s a full size Stargate. Right. There. And no one says a thing.

Nah. Not only did the Pearl Harbor attack (rather famously) miss every aircraft carrier in the Pacific, but all of the battleships at anchor were...well...the C-Team. All of them were laid down during or before WW1. Only 2 ships present (Maryland and West Virginia) had modern 16" guns.

It’s really great how you managed to turn this travesty and OP’s sharing of his/her life into something about you and how you’re special and good and should not be grouped in with bad people, because you’re good and special.

Zimbabwe, Weimar Germany, and yes, even Greece didn’t crash and burn because of debt levels or the printing press. Their main problem is that their economies was broken. Zimbabwe because they decided it was a bright idea to break up all the big farms and hand the land over to anyone regardless of ability to actually…

Well, for WV, building an entire economy solely on coal. NM, the result of kicking every Native American off their land and tossing them in the ass end of the desert. Every other state, the Civil War and Segregation.

Well, the colonies were obviously devasted with some kind of weapon of mass destruction. Chemical (implying another terrorist type attack) or nuclear (implying infiltration of the military). Either fits with what we’ve seen. Nuking some major bases (and/or the Pentagon) while making clear that several more bombs are…

Health care was, and remains, a crisis from the early 90's to this day. Either people don’t have, it’s unfordable, complicated, or just doesn’t cover needed services. Maybe all of the above.

Obama totally misread his mandate. People wanted him to get revenge on the bankers and get people back to work (admittedly, those two goals kinda conflict). Healthcare could’ve come later.

Me or OP is bullshitting?

Beginning a sentence with “and” is not against any formal rules of English. Like anything, it’s best used in moderation. This usage is actually pretty good. Breaking the blurb into two sentences emphasized George as an afterthought, driving the joke home.

The Undiscovered Country is a story about getting old and fearing change wrapped in a story about racism wrapped in a allegory for the fall of the Berlin Wall with an Abe Lincoln analog tossed in for good measure.

Touche.

“Because Nazi” is a acceptable justification for video (or real life) violence all by itself.

The army hasn’t executed ANYONE in almost 60 years (and THAT was for rape/murder).

Oh geez. No, we don’t execute idiots in wartime. And no, this isn’t symbolic of some great decay of society. There has *always* been stupid people in the service (as stupid people are everywhere). Entire ships have been sunk by them. Most of the procedures in place are intended specifically against single points of…

Meh. I’ve seen civilians wreck six figures of damage and only get fired too.Even sat in on the “should we sue this fucker?” conversations (answer is no. The idiot is always too poor to make that worth it) The moral of the story is: if you’re going to fuck up that bad do it at work.

Iran actually offered to take brand new American fighter jets in lieu of the payment. The Obama administration declined.

This is bad advice. Yes, flight delays are shortest and least common at 5-6AM and most common at 6-9PM.

Half right. The war would (and did) end when the first country developed the nuclear weapon. The B-29 and Fat Man/Little Boy bombs were originally developed to strike Berlin.