The narration on this is like someone trying to sell me a timeshare. #nobueno 

You seriously don’t need hair. You are gorgeous. 

Mac N Cheese in a bundt pan takes care of that. Crunchy edges for everyone,.

I don’t like trucks and I think this is cool as hell. 

I honestly thought it tasted more like what a Whopper used to taste like back in the day when you had to wait 5-10 minutes to get one because it was actually flame broiled. I know serious omnivores who cannot believe this isn’t meat. I think I would probably order this instead of an actual Whopper. They nailed the…

Thank you. 

I live in Upstate NY and I buy White Lily flour right here in town.....and while yes the flour IS important to baking, so is the technique.

I live in Upstate NY and I buy White Lily flour right here in town.....and while yes the flour IS important to baking…

Janet Jackson will have a hit record AND be relevant again.

*Sings*

Please. Cancel this now. Lawd have mercy this is AWFUL!

You need to get laid. Seriously. Or find another hobby.

I have to agree with him.