The narration on this is like someone trying to sell me a timeshare. #nobueno 

Thank you! 

I’m sorry but the rice thing absolutely works. I have saved a phone and my macbook pro. I have also had friends do the same thing and it worked. I keep a huge bag of rice for this purpose.

Fucking morons. Like you do realize SOAP ALSO HAS A TASTE but you don’t taste that every time you wash your balls you fucking dumbass. You should also be able to taste saliva. I have no faith in the kids of today,

You seriously don’t need hair. You are gorgeous. 

Tell that to Charlize Theron. Atomic Blonde kicked ALL the ass. 007 COULD be portrayed by a woman but I do agree that women are far more interesting and deserve better than that. Also kudos to whoever pointed out the gender switch of M and then back to a man. #yawn

God of War is the only one that makes any sense but I’d still not want to see it. 

Mac N Cheese in a bundt pan takes care of that. Crunchy edges for everyone,.

I don’t like trucks and I think this is cool as hell. 

CRYING at Kanye West on wheels! #genius

I honestly thought it tasted more like what a Whopper used to taste like back in the day when you had to wait 5-10 minutes to get one because it was actually flame broiled. I know serious omnivores who cannot believe this isn’t meat. I think I would probably order this instead of an actual Whopper. They nailed the…

Thank you. 

I live in Upstate NY and I buy White Lily flour right here in town.....and while yes the flour IS important to baking, so is the technique.

I live in Upstate NY and I buy White Lily flour right here in town.....and while yes the flour IS important to baking…

Comment of the century. You win the internet. Truer words not spoken. 

Janet Jackson will have a hit record AND be relevant again.

*Sings*

Please. Cancel this now. Lawd have mercy this is AWFUL!

You need to get laid. Seriously. Or find another hobby.

I have to agree with him.

Uhm, you mean that same sound they have been using since the bullet dodge in “The Matrix” movies 200 years ago? #fail