I'm just gonna say it, I think it's super weird you have to get a license to fish, but ANYBODY can just have a kid. I feel like you should have to take a test and then pay a fee to get licensed to have children. Don't know if it would solve all these kinds of problems, but at least maybe cut down on them.

Gawker Media is the only place where I’ve seen this song heralded as the song of the summer over and over again.

This may be the first (and last) time I agree with/like Combs, but he’s right. Good for him.

Imagine Willy Wonka saying, ‘but my employees are all little persons’ after saying a height-challenged epithet...

Imagine a white male saying, ‘but my employees are all black men’ after saying a racial epithet.

I had a dream once that he was dating Kristen Stewart from Twilight and it made me really happy for some reason.

I wish she would shut the fuck up so that I can enjoy her goddam music but she refuses.

Disagree. I love dance music right now.

Oh hey you’re back \o/

Here’s a hot take for dudes all over the globe (and laydiezz, but I never have this problem w them)

I loved “booing lustily”. She’s got a way with words, in addition to her many other talents. Leave something for the rest of us, Serena! :)

He has more make-up on than all the Kardashians combined

I remembered because I’m a fan of hers and it made me angry.

I can understand wanting to work with him, but she’s defended him too. :/

I have been defending her since Twilight (I liked her before because of Speak), but damn it I just can’t anymore. :/ I gave up on Emma Stone for the same reason.

This? This is nothing in comparison to learning that Kate Winslet is a Roman Polanski supporter. That’s the fucking heartbreak motherlode.

If Woody Allen wanted a Mouth-Breather he could’ve just hired this guy:

Really? I agree they're so much cuter when they're hard, but embarrassing through clothes. I hate having to buy lined bras to keep from predicting the weather for my co-workers.

Yeah, mine hard erect most of the time...sucks because men seem to think it means I'm aroused and it causes talk around the office. All of this made aware to me by a "friend" about five years ago and now I'm hyper aware of it.