Figure it out!

C’mon...you must remember the old Bob Hope (remember him...ancient old fucker, even in the ‘60's) closing line to his shows:

Look...you never have to have a relationship with an 18-year old! Haven’t you ever heard of “hit it and quit it!”  You must have had a miserable young adulthood.

And you honestly think that she didn’t fuck a few of those guys after dinner...probably more than one at a time!

Same advice I gave to Virtual Brit...get a concealed carry permit and when the cunt even gets close to you put a couple in her melon. Problem solved...the Republican way.

Absolutely...get a concealed carry permit and when the asshole approaches you, just put two quick ones in his melon. Problem solved.

And when he’s finished eating the burrito the dumb fucker goes and gets another tattoo!

Well, then they just called him Clovis and treated him accordingly.

Obviously instead of learning how to spell!

Who really gives a shit with all that’s going on in the world right now? However, the ass on the chick in the blue pants in the lead photo is damn fine!  Take some more of her.

Simple way to get a turnaround on that one.  Send fucking SHS a bomb!  Let’s see what happens then.

Fuck the institutionalization. Let them be ‘fuck toys’ for prison guards for the next 8 - 10 years. See how they like that.

They don’t if you suck them off (or fuck them in the ass if they’re girls) at least once a day.

Well you went to school is the fuck-ass part of Canada.  Real school was K - 8, followed by 9 - 13.

Well take a good look at the guy when he was still alive!  Would you fucking want to drink his blood?

That’s because they’re designed to cut the tits off young girls.

How long do you think it would take to cut off those two girls’ tits with their pizza cutter?

OK, OK...that point has been made dozens of times over the past 2 years, and yet nobody has the balls to really do anything about it.

That’s Trump in one sentence. He only wants people to applaud him for everything he does...no matter what!

Once again SHS proves that she is a 100% complete cunt!