But to make your night even better...make sure you let a huge string of loud farts throughout his speech, justy to keep the mood loose in the room.

Holy Jesus! A face morphs into a cunt! How perfect!

I’m pretty sure that the reason people didn’t attend is that they were too busy assembling pipe bombs to mail to recent (or ongoing) targets of Trump’s wrath!

What would you expect the response to be?

So why did she fuck Will Smith and get pregnant before getting married?  What a total cunt!

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Hoe the fuck could a shirt get caught in an escalator?

Well then, you’re to blame for whatever happens to you. Anybody who wears stilettos should have the heels shoved up their asshole...both at the same time.

You lazy bastard...learn to fucking walk!

Why is everybody surprised...Megyn Kelly is bullshit!

You have a ‘stache?  Ever try auditioning for a porn movie?

Both ends?

Well, I might have been mistaken...for Jews I guess there is 10000%.  It’s normally the minimum interest rate you charge on a loan.

C’mon Ashley...surely you know there is no such fucking thing as 10000%.

Typical...really poor math.  There is no fucking such thing as 10000%.

Ashley, you are 100% correct. Neither of the photos shows an afro.  What they seem to show is a messy merkin shoved on someone’s head.  However, just a thought...do you think that the carpet matches the drapes?

I’d like to see that. After they have coffee maybe your mom can blow his dad and then let him fuck her in the ass. Maybe we could make a prono vid of it all.

Does “whatever word here”= cunt?

Depends! Are you just a poseur or are you a certified nig-nog?

And just how is it that 40% of the country seems to be running it?