Ah yes, Euchre...the best card game for fucking old dildoes sitting around the living room after eating their green bean casserole, wearing a belt and suspenders, with carpet slippers, big baggy dress pants and a short-sleeved shirt, with really,really,really thick fucking glasses perched on their head.  How could we…

Well...it is a Midwestern classic, something along the lines of bread pudding, Sloppy Joe’s and the ever famous Shit on a Stick (available at every carnival usually under some other name)!

Don’t come up here! We don’t need ANY of you American toadfuckers in our country.

Nah...that’s not scumbaggery...that’s just applying good old Republican political tactics!

That’s what you get for being infatuated with a 3rd rate entertainer.

Tell her to earn whatever she wants.  Understand that blowjobs from 5-year olds are in fashion this year.

It’s nice to see that some Jews are total cunts...just like the rest of the population.

How much will Cardi B get into bed for?

Nobody needs to do anything. People who use marijuana...for whatever reason...need to take a hot poker up the ass!

It’s legal in some states in the U.S., but the border is federal jurisdiction, and it is not legal in the U.S.A.  Figure things out before you try to sound important.

Whoa! You’re a little bit over the top! And if you use recreational marijuana then you’re also a total asshole!  - another Canadian

I don’t think the kids are paying attention to politics. They just see and hear and fucking imbecile, former reality TV star (and that is debatable) being a total piece of shit, saying and doing whatever he wants, and getting away with it, and they figure they can do the same. Shame on us!

Just consider what kind of dullards believe anything the fucking Merkin Muppet says.

You forgot your /s.

These fucking people deserve the very worst that can happen to them...and they deserve to be totally shunned by everybody in the community.  Useless assholes...each and every one of them.

Some people do! I can think of at least a dozen prominent people over the past 24 months that could do with a real good beating!

My father used to say to me when I was a kid “if you can’t wash dishes, don’t fucking eat!”

There is absolutely nothing wrong with “blackface”. People are just too fucking sensitive these days!

The only person who thinks you can clutch a box is Donald J. Trump. That fucker!

Well...POTUS actually stands for Piece Of Totally Unstable Shit.