It means that he wants to bone you...but he won’t give you his real name and phone number, but he will put $50 on the nightstand when he leaves.

She doesn’t hate gay people...she doesn’t care about the sexualeference of the tongue in her ass.

Your kid sounds like a bit of a fucked-up piece of shit!

Nikki Haley has always been a total cunt and a disaster as U.N. Ambassador.

Thats where poop comes out!”

You would love to be there when she farted in the tub...so you could snap at the bubbles when they broke on the surface.

You can be both. Nothing better than getting fucked while slurping on some pasta.

Holy fuck, Taylor Swift is a really ugly mutt!

The exact opposite of Mexico, where...in restaurants...the ‘lobster’ on the menu is actually large crayfish.

I saw a woman fuck a donkey once in Mexico. Never seen one fuck a kangaroo though!

Holy fuck! It’s too bad we have to ‘legally’ let fuckers like you out of prison.  My guess is that you’re be paying a return visit real soon!

Aren’t you a deer!

Yeah, but I doubt that any of them have a kangaroo exhibit.

My first reaction was...who the hell would ship kangaroo meat to fucking Nebraska?

Well don’t go to most restaurants in your town. Bugs of some kind in most of the dishes.

And then you would go home and find out your little sister was crying because someone stole her guinea pig. Bring on the belchies!

Even if it was mixed in with some delicious mint chocolate ice cream!

Fuck the kosher bullshit.  If you follow that program send your kid to school with a fucking mustard sandwich!

Anything would be preferable to almost all of the school meals I’ve been told about. Kangaroo would definitely be an improvement.

I’m pretty sure most people don’t give a fuck about Juliana Huxtable.