Why would you fucking care? He’s your ex.

Hhmmm...fried eggs for tits! What did she use for her cunt? A fresh clam?

and pissing their pants! (although I’m sure Mitch McConnell does that most days in any event).

He was nominated by a Democrat! A fucking nigger Democrat! That’s what he did.

If you jerk off for other peoples’ amusement, then you’re a sorrier sack of shit than I first thought!

You mean pop stars like George Michael?

Well, you’re a fucking asshole! Go jerk off somewhere.

It’s OK to have met her...just as long as you didn’t get sloppy seconds after the Merkin Muppet.

Hell, I’ve jerked off to his girlfriend’s mother, just after she admitted that she ‘swallowed’.

Pete Davison is a bit creepy...and I think he’s the real fuckhead, not Chevy Chase.

Well good for you! So now you have to pay part of your taxes to support him...and his inevitable medical needs...in prison. Better for him to have stringent house arrest (that’s pretty much the same as being in prison if conducted properly...as in he has to get approval for everyone who visits him, just like in…

You seem filled with a little bit of uncalled-for hysteria. Take a pill (but don’t let anybody stick his fingers in you after you do).

Never fucked anybody when you were drunk or high...is that right?

Basically a bunch of bullshit!

Retarded little fucks weren’t you.

Just a little bit vicious aren’t we?

Yes, you can have your moment...but you have to be vigilant to ensure that it does not turn into some hysteria-fueled movement that swings the pendulum too far! There is evidence of that happening!

Well, I personally think that Deborah Ramirez is being unnecessarily hysterical over this. So she touched a fucking penis before she was married? So fucking what? He didn’t make he suck it and he never shoved it up her ass. Look, I think that having her allegation on the record is important because it is hopefully one…

Andrea Constand has to just shut the fuck up! Almost all of what she has to say is pure unadulterated bullshit...and there is no way it should take 10 fucking pages to say it.

Fucking queers!