Better selection than the guy you got now!

Yes, and if you have that many kids there is no way anybody would confuse you with a virginia!

And I’m gonna bet that lots of times it wasn’t one of their kids.

Seems to me she should have practiced a little 69 once in a while. You know the old joke

Hey, when I was a kid my maternal grandmother (who was about 120 miles away from us) lived next to a woman who had 21 kids. Their house was set back about 80 yards from the road in front, and the entire area was converted to a vegetable garden so they could fucking feed themselves. Yeah, 21 kids and no fucking twins.

Yeah...some major parental fucking going on in the Gosar family. I’m recommending DNA tests for all the kids. I’m willing to bet the milkman or the postman or the plumber dipped his wick in old Mrs. Gosar a time or two.

I’ll tell you the best solutions. The other siblings (or at least the 6 that are definitely against him) should take him out into the deep woods (or the desert) one night and beat the living crap out of him...and then they should all piss on him!

Jim looks exactly like the type of guy who would fuck his young daughter in the asshole when his wife was ‘out with the girls’! And he also looks like a Republican!

Justin Bieber is worth million$! Why the fuck does he insist on dressing like a goddamn dumpster diver?

Insurance sucks balls? Give me her name and number!

Learn to spell fuckface!

Lose another 50# and let’s see what happens. That sound like a deal?

Most of the people in your fucking country are a bunch of fucking brain-dead dipshits! What the hell do the rest of you expect?

How “amassed” were you? Learn to fucking spell dipshit!

Except for the fact that you could have shit through a strainer (or a screen door) for about a week!

.You should have gone ‘commando’ and sat so that you could lean back and give him a peek at the ‘promised land’! You would have gotten the job even if you looked like a fucking gargoyle

That’s a complete waste of time unless the chick is going commando that day.

Elvis Presley was probably the biggest chunk of shit to ever grace Hollywood or Memphis or pretty much anywhere. That is next to Michael Jackson...you know, as in “hurry and pull up your Underoos Macauley, adults are coming!”

Well, why do you think that it? Obviously, it is so the woman’s nipples will get stiff and poke through the front of her dress, and so the guys in the room can get a little side-boob peek.

“they stick all these women on couches and forbid them to wear underpants is really what sets Fox apart.”