Well, he doesn’t think much of you either Lenny so I guess you’re even.

Yeah, fuck! When you sit at those little ass tables, in those little ass chairs you can’t fucking see anything because your knees are right in front of your eyes. And when the girls bend over to peek at you through their legs, their asses aren’t worth looking at.

It didn’t swim into place so much so much as it was dabbed onto the end of a really fucking long Q-tip.

Way to be completely upfront about being a 100% asshole Wil!

In my experience, the only good thing about Arizona is its golf courses. They’re the only reason I would ever go there.

Fucking Starship Troopers! If you watch that movie all the way through, you’re guaranteed to lose at least 10 I.Q. points. The only real scene was the naked shower scene...some decent tits on display there.

What the fuck did you expect? The guy has only a working Grade 3 intellect!

Nah...his name is Mike Hunt! How appropriate!

Feminists can eat each other all they want. Think that there might be a thinly veiled message in the term?

Look...the woman is a 100% total lying cunt! Everybody already knows that! All she is trying to do is hide behind her religion and all of the bullshit that conveys.

I agree with you! Nothing hornier than to see a woman reclining in a chair, feet up on a desk or table, moaning with undisguised pleasure as she squeezes the sit out of her tits!

Just so long as it was tits you were pumping...not something further south!

Nothing better than a woman who breast pumps. Super horny to look at, and when she is through the nipples are swollen and tender...perfect for tenderly caressing, kissing and licking. What fantastic joy to be nuzzling the tender beauties and making their owner delirious with pleasure. And then she has to get up and…

As the old saying goes, “it takes two to tango”. There is no such thing as ‘sexist bullshit’. Women simply label things as sexist because it does not conform to their way of thinking. Take fucking as an example. Most men simply want to get their dicks wet and their rocks off. Most women still want hearts and flowers…

Women should feel that they’re equal to men in every respect. What they do have to do to be treated like this, is to embrace some of the feelings that men have. Fucking is the biggest one...it does not have to be romantic, it can be used as simply a form of exercise...but to most women that is a foreign concept.

Floppy...more proof to my argument that women can eventually get used to anything that is too big!!

Carry a green garbage bag...it’s even lighter!

You ever think that maybe you’re carrying too much shit. The neighbors probably think you’re moving every time you leave the house.  Leave some shit at home!

Doesn’t have to be. Just patch in a phone pocket on the inside of the crotch of your pants. Guys will get an instant boner watching you fish down the front of your pants every few minutes!

Learn to spell, retard.