Cynthia would do better just dyking it out in her spare time.  More fun too.!

Yes...except that he doesn’t cum into his trousers and leave a big, splotchy stain visible to everyone for the rest of the day.

I know that little rhyme...the last line is “so eat your beans at every meal.”

So Mary Halsey is a fat, ugly white bitch! We don’t need that shit on TV.

Who really gives a shit?

Jim Nelson shouldn’t have anything to do with GQ. Look at the photo attached to this article. His suit jacket is too fucking tight...it’s pulling across his chest and it looks like the button might pop. I understand today’s fashion and the slim, trim look, but let’s get fucking real here.

Or both...with Kavanaugh nuts deep in the boy’s asshole while at the same time licking out the dead girl, with the rest of the family joining in. Or...to be more blunt, a normal Saturday evening at the Kavanaugh house. Listen to the world’s perfect joke The Aristocrats (in the opinion of many professional comedians).…

A Diet Coke..you know he’s weight and fitness conscious....just take a look at the big, fat, fucking ugly turd!

You win. He doesn’t even know what “Atlas Shrugged” is!

Ashley, do you think Ivanka takes it up the ass? And not from Jared because he’s probably taking it up the ass at the same time! Oops, gotta run...my mint chocolate ice cream is melting! My biggest problem is too much mint chocolate chip ice cream...too many asses to eat it off of. Don’t miss your turn.

The Palace is correct. It is not Meghan Markle’s dog taking that shit...it is Meghan herself!

Clover...no disrespect, but after watching the SuperBowl video, I now know exactly why I want to eat mint chocolate chip ice cream off Ashley Reese’s ass!

Nice fucking tie!

.Why wouldn’t he? His whole family has been trying to get a lifeline from those countries for many years. Illegally of course!

Peter Griffin was right.

I don’t think Putin would stoop so low...however he does have the goods on Trump, so if any of his friends want to fuck the Merkin Muppet in the ass, the door is open! Wide fucking open!

Nah...she doesn’t have a cunt. Just something down there with teeth!

What a total cunt he is!

And this cunt...although I’m willing to be that she is smart enough to only slurp his cum (and then discreetly spit it in the sink)!

Doesn’t matter. The little fuckers can swim...upstream!