I haven’t seen chicken and waffles, but breakfast waffles are common and there’s a Belgium waffle joint near my university that does AMAZING blueberry waffles that make me happy.

Mmmm, now I want a vegemite and cheese jaffle... Or a baked beans and cheese jaffle... Or a nutella and banana jaffle...

Well, maybe the drop bears eat your waffles before you can get to them :P

We about 8/10 of the world’s most deadly snakes, and about 70/100 of the world’s most deadly animals ;) Having said that, our life expectancy is as good if not better than the the USA’s :D

They’re...not that bad? Cheap (SO CHEAP), clothes doesn’t fall apart on the first wash (although they might fall apart on the fifth), lots of easily replacable bits and bobs that you want but can’t justify buying if they were more expensive... I don’t shop there often, but I wouldn’t have a popcorn maker if it wasn’t…

A whole meal is not equatable to a sample/taste of ice-cream. It’s really NOT the same thing.

It’s not an icecream parlour - you don’t get to sample dishes before you order.

Don’t lie, yes they are. At least in Melbourne, anyway, although I will agree that they aren’t as common as in America and you’re FAR more likely to find pancakes on a menu than waffles. But seriously, are you in Melbourne? Then there are waffles. Or you can buy a waffle iron for about $20 at Big W or Kmart and make…

I grow more and more terrified for the rest of the world if one of these people wins...

I’m sorry, but this is a thing? I mean, the judge can actually do this?! I mean, surely they could appeal such a bizarre ruling? They had 30 days before said wedding had to occur, there was nobody who could step in and say ‘this is ridiculous, stop’? And seriously, there are no set penalties for assault? Here, you’d…

This isn’t fair >:C I like spicy food but my body dies not, so the choices of “yum” and “longevity” are countered by “my face is peeling off” and “my guts are on fire” and “I can’t feel my extremities”. So somehow I feel I won’t be jumping on the chilli wagon.

True.

Are you actually my boyfriend? Because my boyfriend is completely over my love of Community... You’re him, aren’t you?

I’m honestly not surprised - I’ve heard of bartenders being threatened for less :P

That’s an entirely different context to snapping one’s fingers at a service worker. In the context of a shop, and within Australian culture, it’s widely known and accepted and understood to be offensive and demeaning.

For the fifth time, I obviously meant to write barista - I have made a note to myself not to reply during criminal law class, my teacher said “barrister” and as the words sound similar, I accidentally wrote that.

That sounds awful :/ Yet another reason not to venture to that land...

An Australian lawyer too, my dear. If you’d bother to read on, I’ve already addressed this three times - it was a typo due to the fact I replied in a criminal law class and typed ‘barrister’ instead of ‘barista’.

I miss it. Every other workplace, I’d have been in trouble.

Damn right ;)